May 23rd

Green Valley Park @7pm
370 N Pecos Rd, Henderson, NV 89074

The 5K event no one asked for

WTFK FAQs

Will you get a medal after you finish?
How early should I arrive?
Is this beginner friendly?
What if it rains?
What if I don’t like the experience?
What does WTFK stand for?
Will there be race shirts?
Why are we doing this again?
If we don’t get a medal at the end then why is there a picture of one at the top of this page.

Sponsors

Looking for a beer sponsor. Help us celebrate the finish line by buying the first round at Chicken N Pickle. Hydration starts after the run. If you are interested, please contact the sales team. We are also looking for a sales team.

Post-Race Plans

We’re meeting at Chicken N Pickle after the race for pickleball, drinks, and questionable athletic decisions after already running 3.1 miles.

3381 St Rose Pkwy, Henderson, NV 89052

Will there be enough courts for everyone? Probably, We don't think too many people will actually stick with the Couch to 5k plan that was provided, so there should be plenty of space.

I don’t have the rights to use this photo. If you have any issues with me using this image, please contact my legal team. In addition to looking for a sales team, we are also in need of a legal team. But hopefully these bad jokes let this fall under the fair use for comedy. I will check with my wife’s best friends husband who is law school and circle back.

How fast will you actually run?

Fill out this form so we can see how long we will have to wait at the finish line. And don't worry, the longer you take the more time we have to drink while we wait for you.

I built this landing page instead of training.

Is this a friendly 5k event? Yes. Is this also a magnet to get some potential new clients? Maybe.
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To my wife who was mentioned earlier. Yes, I was late picking the kids up. Partially because I was making this landing page but mostly I just wanted the peace and quiet for another hour. Also, I need to test out this interactive survey that I pitched for one of our clients. So it seems like I am not working but really I am working after hours doing research and development. When I get the legal team, I will let you know if that will hold up in court.